Help Us Join the Mile High Club

This post is not about food.

It's about begging and pleading with our little audience to get us on a flight to New York. We promise to tell you all the sordid details about what it's like to fully indulge in all the luxuries of an Air France A380. The champagne. The supposedly-created-by-Alain-Ducaisse meals. How the walls of the lavatory hold up to a little punishment.

Just hit up this post on Omid's travel blog to watch a really short video (yes, Alannah's in it, too, boys) and send us to New York.

We'll love you forever, and throw a feast in your honor.